恋仙笑-第51章
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56、第五十五章 都市浪迹 。。。
当我们回到宾馆，我和龙儿变成了另一番模样，正看着猫狗猴哥们的笑话哩！他们已经是醉醺醺的了，我和龙儿的两个幻影也幽默地陪他们醉。看着这群低级动物的嘴脸，有人请客，又为何不醉而归呢？
结账之是时，我们的幻影飘飘而散，惊慌得警察们直叫遭。
“局长，现在怎么办？排戏的那小两口蒸发了。”猴腮警察惊声道。
“我早就该想到，那小两口是排戏的，必会点法术，我们都被耍了，我的天呀！”局长砸脑气道。
“局长英明，我也是这样想的，只不过也是现在才想到。但我想不会有事，剪刀在我们手中，哪天再碰见那小两口，不给他们剃个光头才怪。”大肚警察道。
服务员小姐拿着账单走了过来，对着局长微笑道：“局长，恭喜你们的账单突破了五万元，本宾馆将给你们优惠一万元，谢谢！”
“买买买单的人都都走了，你你你娘们说说说这有有个屁用呀。”一个口吃警察结结巴巴地说道。
“小姐，等我们抓到了罪犯，一定把钱给你们送上门来，账单你好好收着，千万别弄丢了。你知道，丢了不好说话，警察放屁都是要证据的，别到时有屁不能放。”局长说着，带着鸡鸭狗猫们往外流去。
服务员小姐叫着无奈，只好坐在地上哭了。
“小姐，你哭了？”我蹲在服务员小姐面前，用三岁小孩子的幼稚声音问道。
“嗯，你白痴，这还要问，如果局长不再来付账，我这辈子卖身都还不起老板这笔账了。我不想活了，你让我死了算了，呜呜……”
“哇，小姐，你要卖身，我买，就五万元！”我摇着服务员小姐的肩膀道，小鱼龙儿狠狠地踢了我一脚，有了娘子，就是不自由。
“哇，老婆在身边还说这种话，不是白痴就是找死。”服务员小姐破涕为笑道。
“嘿嘿，白痴一般都是女人，你就不知道拔打110把他们告上警察局总部吗？干嘛跟我说起卖身来嘛。”
“对呀，把他们告到上级去，哈哈，我有救了，谢谢先生和美丽的夫人！”
收着小姐的道谢，把笑容挂在脸上，我和小鱼龙儿还原了真相走出了宾馆。
现在蛙猴警察局那边一定笑话连篇了，但我们已不想把是时间浪费在这上面了。我和小鱼龙儿上了一辆的士车，本只想过过赢而已。
“先生，女士，你们去哪里？”的士司机问我们道。
“去最好玩的地方，你们这里什么地方最好玩？”我问道。
“要我说呀，我最喜欢坐飞机，最好于玩的地方当然是机场。”司机道。
“嘿嘿，花少，我们就去机场，我要坐飞机。”小鱼龙儿娇滴滴道。
“我喜欢，我要坐飞机的尾巴上，哈哈！”我笑道。
坐在有色玻璃的车内，看外面的世界也变得是另一番颜色。我打开车窗，任凭爽风挑逗。还没到机场，我们就看见了蓝空上的飞机。
“哇，好大一只鸡！”我指着飞机对小鱼龙儿笑道。
“嗯，鸡也能飞上天，我还真怀疑这是魔法世界呢。花少，我们来错地方了吗？”小鱼龙儿伸出小脑袋向窗外看去。我一手抱着她的细腰飞出了车窗，腾向蓝空的飞机去。
等到小鱼龙儿知道这是飞机，我已抱着她稳稳地坐在飞机的尾巴上了。穿过高速流动的风，感觉就一个爽字！不用法术也能在空中穿行，我和龙儿还是第一次体验呢，我们不得不承认，人间，真有他的牛！
飞机在高速前驶的同时，也在绶绶地上升，可上升至两千米左右，飞机再也不上升了。难道飞机就只能飞这么点高度？这可和我在书上看过的飞机大不相符呀？
我和龙儿来到了机内，乘客们气色如乌云，空姐在着急地宣布，飞机超重，不能继续上升，危险重重。希望两个有胆量的英雄跳伞下去，为了大家的平安，也为了自己的平安。
跳伞？机遇总是给勇敢的人，机遇降临，死了都要接受。我和龙儿，又一次抓到了跳伞的机遇，其实超重就是超我们，本来跳伞的机遇就是我们的。
我们吊着伞飘飘而下，不要能用语言来形容的，我和小鱼龙放开了歌喉：
白云飘飘白云飞飞一朵朵
伞儿缠缠伞儿绵绵情难忘
天空呀我的花
不想
地上呀我的家
能够永恒地缠舞
舞出世间最美的爱情花
能使之凋谢的除非天已踏
美人呀我的美人陪我浪漫天涯
哈哈；真是刺激得要人命！很快；由两千米的高空就变成了几十米了；地上的火车如一条魔蛇；长长的；速度还挺不错！我和小鱼儿跳离了降落伞；飘落到了火车顶上；我们在上面幸福地追逐；也追逐着幸福！
“花少，火车会不会又因为我们超重，陷入地下去？”小鱼龙儿天真地问道。
“陷下去了我可要谢谢老佛祖那老人家了，把火车赠给了我们水界；到时我花少一定要聘请一只长得超帅的蚯蚓来开这火车。”我的想法也够天真；但我曾经确实有这样一种希望；就算火车不陷下去；在我回去我时我一定带上几列火车回水界；我希望这次人间蜜月会改变水界。
人间没有神的法力，却有超神的科技，叫我不得不从心里感到佩服。如果我们也能学习人间的科技，让水界的蚯蚓也能开上轿车，那该有多好中呀！要学习人间的科技，必然要进学校，我们会有机会吗？
随着火车的一声长啸，火车到达了终点站。我和龙儿从车顶上跃下了火车，随着乘客们走出了月台。车站的出口，满是各个学校的接待人员，我们不是想进学校吗？这就是机会！我和龙儿选中了其中的一所大学，我们随着接待人员，上了他们学校的校车。
看着我们的穿着和打扮，接待新生的老师和大二的同学并不感到奇怪，他们说我们是从内蒙古来的少数民，这是我们的习俗。在车上他们一直在给我们介绍此他们大学的各个方面，每个方面都说了不少，但说来说去，我只从中听出了一句话——他们的大学好得不能再好了。
校车穿过市中心的车堆，驶出了城市，后来才知道，我们选中的大学并不在本市，距此还有一个多小时的车程。高速公路两边的山水迅速往后退去，却还有源源不断的山水迎着过来。山并不大，天空显得很高，这不同于我们水界的天空，这是哥哥有天空，我的哥哥，现在在哪里？
迎着秋风，穿过火热的空气，我们是多么期待迷人的目的地呀，它充满了奥秘使人向往。但很快地到达目的地，后面的路会怎样呢？
我们的呼吸很舒畅，或许，是我们的心情太好，但心情好又代表太着会什么？
虽然已经济是秋天，虽然已经是下午，但这里的阳光还是那样的不含一丝温柔。阳光穿进车窗，调皮地在我嫩白的皮肤上嬉戏。
一个多小时这后，我们到了另一个城市。没过多久，我们在一个校园下了车，校园不大，房屋并不豪华，环境并不优美，这就是“好得不能再好”的大学？我不敢相信，但我确实应该相信——人类很犴猾。把我们骗到这里来不说，还要骗我们“此大学好得不能再好”，真让人郁闷！后来接待人员才说，现在接待的新生都属于非统招生的，是在这里读两年，然后再去北碚校本部读两年，因为我们是免试入学。
一进了学
